"There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash."
- (via loveyourchaos)

(Source: midwestraisedmidwestliving, via allthebestmistakes)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

(via the-sublime-life)